It's Official - Xmas time is here! (Or, If 103.7 KVIL decides to start playing Xmas music...)

Then yes, it's time for the Holidays! *Egg Nog Boner*

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Fuck it. I'm going to rock it. Rock it real hard.

*Don't They Know It's Xmas plays in background*

Jesus, Boy George is so gay. And Bono sounds as arrogant as ever. Even way back then before he decided to become The New Jesus.

*nods head*

No. I won't stop describing reality in between asterisks.

*stands up and crotch chops the internet*

Ok. So this Xmas we're going to Disney World. For those that know me, it's no secret I am the biggest Disney World whore. Sure it's corporate capitalism at it's finest, but it's fine tuned and geniusly marketed corporate capitalism.

Who gives a shit. I love it. Anyone who can make me "believe" I am at the coolest place on earth, is free to go ahead and get some of this ass.

December 18th - 26th. Sunday to Monday. Fuck Yeah!

We leave early that Saturday. (As soon as Starbuck's opens, yes I know, more corporate analism, but I am gay like that) Drive all day, happier 'n shit until Saturday night. That will place us somewhere in Florida. We'll get a room, wake up early Sunday and arrive at WDW (Walt Disney World for those who aren't geeky enough) around noonish.

Want to know what the best part is? We haven't and won't tell the kids until we are in the van and driving off.

We just figured, all the money we waste on gifts, etc. why not use it on something that can last forever (memories) as opposed to the latest thing-a-muh-bob my kids will only add to their collection of neglection?

And you know what? There are worse things than being all Xmassy right now.


Like letting your son dress up as Queen Amidala for Halloween......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!