14

Today my oldest is 14. To celebrate this occasion, I woke my son up at 6am and took him for Starbuck's. He wanted a Grande White Mocha.

Great kid. He never gets into any trouble in school. Actually has manners. Is compassionate towards people. Could care less about sports. Wants to become a History Professor/Teacher/get into politics because he wants to make the world a better place. And you know what? He has the heart to become that someone.

He even refuses to indulge in the constant low level potty humor my 10 year old and I revel in.


I know what you're thinking and that would be a no. I wasn't involved in an adoption process 14 years ago.

Fuckers.