Comedy Declaration

I want to declare right now, from the motherfucking rooftops of cyberspace, that when you're at work/the office, and someone is sitting at someone else's desk, Do NOT call them by the person's name whose desk they are at.

Don't fucking call Nathan, Charles.

And if someone else has already committed this carnal sin of comedy, don't be a dipshit and do it again.

Jesus Fucking Christ, now a third person???????