Here I Go.

I'm at lunch. I'm not hungry. Or not hungry enough to actually leave the office. I don't have the willpower to walk out to my car, get in and drive somewhere. And really, I don't want to spend the money. I did however muster up enough energy to get my "jambox" out of my trunk so I could listen to music as I sit here and just type the first things that come to mind. Who even says "jambox" anymore? I want an Ipod so Michael Jackson Bad. I want the full blown one. Fuck it. The one that stores and shows pics. I miss DirecTV (with TiVo). But I miss having the internet more. (at home) At least with the net, I can sit at my pc and totally geek out for hours on end. Reading about shit I haven't seen yet because I no longer have TiVo to record all the bullshit shows I am addicted to. Thank God For DVD. Netflix, I want to marry you. Dry hump you even. Dry humping is so underrated. Bump and grind motherfuckers. Don't take it for granted. It's kind of like the way we take for granted that that little tramp holding the umbrella will always be on the cover of the salt container. If you are still reading this, you really have nothing better to do. Verizon double booked the phone number they had given me for my new service. Pigfuckers. DSL will be coming soon too. I am so broke. I have a budget? Ugh. I mean not down to zero broke. Why do guys feel like they need to have a certain amount of disposable income? Or is it just me? (Like anyone is even go to respond to a question buried deep in this shit) I don't care that Mik and Other think Coldplay is simpleton and safe. I mean, I know they are, but fuck if I don't dig the shit. At least "Parachutes". *"Trouble" plays in background* (And yes the asterik next to the quotation mark is mildly unstable. You are just going to have find a way to cope with it.) I want to be a resident of Star's Hollow. If someone knows of a place that is similar, please advise. That's where my next vacation will be. I want to vacation in Maine. Alaska, when it's dark for an "UNSTABLE" period of time. I need a new watch. Or at least that's what I have tried to convince myself of. Souper! Salad! Delicshhh. Guess I am sorta hungry. Still not enough to do anything about it. Ok, so I ate a bag of chips out of the vending machine. I did have a Grande Mocha Frap this morning.

I really don't have much to say.

Please drive thru.