No Floaties On.

It's Easter Sunday. Sister in Law's house. Backyard. BBQ + swimming + lot's o' beer = Good Times.

The littlest of The Armando's (5 years old) runs back out from the house, after eating or somesuch, I see that he does not have on his "arm floaties" and I tell him so as he proceeds to jump off a fierce cannonball. The "huh" he gave me mid air was priceless.

He actually stayed above water for a bit and almost peddled to something he could grab onto. I was on the edge of the pool watching all this. Once he realized he didn't have the floaties on and that he could sink if he stopped swinging his arms, well he stopped swinging his arms. It's called freaking out.

It's called me jumping in to get him. Clothes, Razr phone and all.

He was fine. Won't forget his floaties next time and I will get him swimming lessons asap.

P.S. RazR phones don't dig being submerged in H2O. Still trying to get the sumbitch to work.

P.P.S. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy is a damn cool song.