Who wants to go? (Track 5)

"I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin


I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything, So
why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?


Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
So why don't we go

Ooo
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?"


Hello fellow inhabitants of Unstableness. Say hello to track 5 of the most awesome soundtrack to ever be conceived without actually being a soundtrack to anything that resembles some sort of reality.

"Somewhere Only We Know" - Keane

I would so be able to hang out with beings from the other side of the universe.

Good Morning.

Autumn - The Countdown Begins!

For all my OG's out there, I want to shout out like I do errrrr year. (I'm suprised it took me this long to begin to be annoying about this)








YOUR ANNUAL DEATH IS IMMINENT SUMMER! AH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111111

*makes finger pistol and shoots towards the Sun's general direction*

So what if on the first day of Autumn it will probably feel like you still have breath in your lungs! We will refuse to acknowledge your existence and begin to go to Party City to look at Halloween shit!

Energizer Bunny.

I still feel like going and going and going.........ahhhh tonight, a total quantity of nine 4 year olds will try their best to NOT do what I am asking. I'll think it's great and their parents will yell at them. They are 4. Sirs and Ma'ams, please refrain from yelling at someone underneath the age of at least 8 to play soccer correctly. So not the right way to teach kids to love soccer. My ultimate goal is to create a love in them for the sport. The sport I consider to be the greatest ever. This is not a point to be argued by the way. It is just so. Holla! There will be plenty of time for schooling them in the ways of victory and defeat. Now, they need to kick the ball, run, develop a sense of team and comraderie. It is the most fun ever for me. Nothing like sitting with them in a circle and have them look to me for coaching. The eyes of these kids reminds me how incredible life can be. And isn't it incredible how stupid we can be and we fuck it all up? UnHolla! Why must we be that way?

Here I Go.

I'm at lunch. I'm not hungry. Or not hungry enough to actually leave the office. I don't have the willpower to walk out to my car, get in and drive somewhere. And really, I don't want to spend the money. I did however muster up enough energy to get my "jambox" out of my trunk so I could listen to music as I sit here and just type the first things that come to mind. Who even says "jambox" anymore? I want an Ipod so Michael Jackson Bad. I want the full blown one. Fuck it. The one that stores and shows pics. I miss DirecTV (with TiVo). But I miss having the internet more. (at home) At least with the net, I can sit at my pc and totally geek out for hours on end. Reading about shit I haven't seen yet because I no longer have TiVo to record all the bullshit shows I am addicted to. Thank God For DVD. Netflix, I want to marry you. Dry hump you even. Dry humping is so underrated. Bump and grind motherfuckers. Don't take it for granted. It's kind of like the way we take for granted that that little tramp holding the umbrella will always be on the cover of the salt container. If you are still reading this, you really have nothing better to do. Verizon double booked the phone number they had given me for my new service. Pigfuckers. DSL will be coming soon too. I am so broke. I have a budget? Ugh. I mean not down to zero broke. Why do guys feel like they need to have a certain amount of disposable income? Or is it just me? (Like anyone is even go to respond to a question buried deep in this shit) I don't care that Mik and Other think Coldplay is simpleton and safe. I mean, I know they are, but fuck if I don't dig the shit. At least "Parachutes". *"Trouble" plays in background* (And yes the asterik next to the quotation mark is mildly unstable. You are just going to have find a way to cope with it.) I want to be a resident of Star's Hollow. If someone knows of a place that is similar, please advise. That's where my next vacation will be. I want to vacation in Maine. Alaska, when it's dark for an "UNSTABLE" period of time. I need a new watch. Or at least that's what I have tried to convince myself of. Souper! Salad! Delicshhh. Guess I am sorta hungry. Still not enough to do anything about it. Ok, so I ate a bag of chips out of the vending machine. I did have a Grande Mocha Frap this morning.

I really don't have much to say.

Please drive thru.

Such A Struggle.

Why was it such a struggle for a certain someone to pick up the tab for Robert's "farewell" lunch?

And why did Robert have to come in here and say good bye while I was typing this?

*tear*

Fuck. Another soldier lost to the game.

Come on 5 o'clock. I so can't wait to leave this bitch today.

Latino guy and a Black guy...

talk about Gilmore girls on AIM..........

TacoKidAIM : lol @ you hating gilmore girls on netflix
TacoKidAIM : sucker, i know you havent even seen the show
Glenn ambw : I've seen 5 minutes of it once....believe it or not Gilmore girls is not very popular in the hood
TacoKidAIM : lol
TacoKidAIM : the only black person on there is french
TacoKidAIM : genius
Glenn ambw : That's one more than I thought they had

(TacoKid is my true name. ie, my cyber identity)

Ode to Robert M. (Track 4)

Another work buddy hits the road. And not just any work buddy, he's a high level member of the Unstable Friends Club. (See Joelito, who once also worked here, but has since left me here with no one to watch put their penis in an oscillating fan)

He's the last one here who operates on the same wavelengths that I do. When it comes to Music, Movies, Pop Culture, Dick Jokes, Thoughts on Life, Football (not that NFL bullshit), Books, just all around conversation he's right there with me.

It's so going to fucking suck without the "Ipod King" up here. There are still friends here, but they are, like normal and cool and shit. Real stable. Gives me the creeps sometimes.

I'll miss ya Rob. All jokes aside, you are one cool motherfucker.

This leads us to Track 4 of The Armando Show soundtrack (yes I know there is an earlier post where I call the soundtrack by it's previous name, like I haven't been bothered by that, shut it)

As you leave today, both middle fingers in the air, this song should be playing in the background.


Artist: Grandaddy
Album: Sumday
Year: 2003
Title: Stray Dog And The Chocolate Shake

"Supervisor guy turns off the factory lights, so the robots have to work in the dark.

And theres a car load of kids, with beer and cigarettes, burning out and doin lawn jobs in the park.

And theres a shitty limosine parked in front of the bar, it never got to drive, any movie stars.
But the guy in the drivers seat don't care, with his wierd cologne and his magic hair, (its magic!)

The sofa and the fridge are on the car, but they're not strapped down, and we're drivin all over town.

And the used up krylon cans that the farmer found, were used to paint the foot-hills brown.

So there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch, with a tooth pick in his mouth.

And the stray dog won't forget the day, he tricked him with a chocolate shake, (little trick!)"


Bon Voyage My Friend.

Armando

Netflix

Right now I have at home:

Gilmore girls Season 2 - disc 1
Gilmore girls Season 2 - disc 2
Alias Season 1 - disc 1


Can't fuck with it. So don't even try.

Track 3

Y Control - Yeah Yeah Yeah's


It's my soundtrack. Shuddup.

Track 1

Starting today, I will begin creating the neverending track list to the "The Armando Show" soundtrack.

The Good Old Days - The Eels

Comedy Declaration

I want to declare right now, from the motherfucking rooftops of cyberspace, that when you're at work/the office, and someone is sitting at someone else's desk, Do NOT call them by the person's name whose desk they are at.

Don't fucking call Nathan, Charles.

And if someone else has already committed this carnal sin of comedy, don't be a dipshit and do it again.

Jesus Fucking Christ, now a third person???????

Netflix Bitch.

Yes I have. I have watched nothing but the Gilmore girls the past couple of weeks. Someone told me just to watch it once and I would be hooked.

Do youselves a favor and stay away from it. It's FagCrack. I'm hooked.

I just finished up season 1 and am now going ass first into season 2.

Join me?

Note: This time I am sprinkling in a little Alias season 1 with my Gilmore potpourri as to not totally be an ass pirate.