Continuity has been rebooted.

(As some of you know, I am a huge comic book geek)

Enter this new era of The Armando Show. If you take a quick look around, some things that were posted here, no longer exist.

This is exactly what happens in comics when the story becomes confusing or sucks and/or the publisher wants to take it in another direction. They come up with a story that wipes away or changes what has happened in the past.

Consider this the reboot. Me wiping away some of the past few months. And while I won't act like it didn't happen, I'm done with it.

Welcome.

To the new and improved (puhlease) Armando Show.

Continue to not give a shit.

Thanks.

Prepare Thyself.

Prepare thyself for a cataclysmic catastrophe of epic proportions that will forever change the very continuum of The Armando Show universe..........


(Or at least until something else retarded happens in my life)

Just when you thought you knew, you don't!


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http://www.savagechickens.com/

6:23 P.M. EDT.

Ha Ha Ha Chi Chi Chi

The Armando Show TV Guide

(I have to try and not think about her...here goes)

Must see TV for The Armando Show. (In no particular order, well except for my Girls Gilmore)

Gilmore Girls
24
Boston Legal
Survivor:Guatemala
Smallville
Lost
Veronica Mars
Alias
Entourage
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office (US version)
Extras (HBO and I don't have HBO, but I'll netflix it someday)

Honorable Mentions:
The O.C. - I've netflix'd a bit of the 1st season, totally soap opera BS, but it was fun BS and I liked it.

Deadwood - Got this one in queue. Haven't seen one episode, but I've heard good things.

Coming soon, my Hall of Fame. Shows you should watch on DVD.

In other words, more geighness.

100% Pure Genius.

Dear Santa,

Go ahead and put this bitch under my tree. Thanks.

Still A Believer,
Armando

Click for Buffy goodness!

"Halfsies"

Using the term "halfsies" when referring to going half with someone on the cost of something is just inherently funy.

What? It is.

LOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!11111111222223333333FU

*Politik by Coldplay plays in background*

The first thing I remember wanting to be when I was a little shit was an Astronomer. Looking up into the sky was beyond kick ass for me at the young age of four. Hell, Astronomy was the first "big" word I learned how to spell.

The Clouds. The Stars. The Moon. The Sun. All places I wanted to go. Ok, maybe not the Sun bitch, but you know what I mean. (boo hoo the Sun could burn you....lick my boots)

Right now I'm not even here. My head is so in the clouds right now and I'm not even sure why exactly.

I don't hate this place. (the ground) I'm just supposed to be somewhere else. Doing something else.

Listen, you can sit there and say "everyone feels this way, at one time or another", is that supposed to make me feel less like a cumulus cloud and more like a robot?

Autumn is coming.





Revival is in the air.

And do try and keep up, Politik by Coldplay is Track 7.

Sookie, Sookie Now.

blah,blah,blah

here i go again, just typing. i've hit the proverbial wall, as far as work is concerned, so i am here to fuck off at least a minute or two.

labor day weekend eh? like you can fucking go anywhere with gas prices this high. i'm still debating if i am going to my annual family reunion. don't know if i like those motherfuckers enough to spend a couple of hundred dollars on gas.

side note here, verizon is really causing my hide to be chapped. i've yet to get my home phone service on. or at least working at the apartment. i was really just doing it for emergencies and to have dsl, so i may go with the cheapest phone line available, and not use it, just for dsl. (might be able to budget in some directv, *boner*)

i have to go to an iso meeting now. anyone have a couple of sporks? one for each eye?


Jesus loves bunnies. Amen.

Overpriced Coffee

Oh how I love thee.

As your warmth hits my tastebuds, I imagine myself flying through the sky with Levar Burton,(Reading Rainbow theme playing in the background) holding hands as we fly over this place we like to call the ground.

Your smooth essence then proceeds down my throat into my gut, where you take up residence. I feel you IN MY BELLY [/Fat Bastard] and it makes me feel like I'm a winner and can conquer all.

Grande White Mocha, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Nothing Better.

Yesterday during my 4 year old's soccer practice, right in the middle of me coaching and him coming off the field to get a drink, my son comes over, looks up and says to me, "you're the best Dad".

I got down on one knee, looked him right in his sweaty face, and said "no matter what, Daddy loves you". He squeezed my neck and ran off to get a drink.

There just isn't anything better than that.

I swear I almost broke down right there.

I swear I might break down right now.

Robert_M

Ladies and Gentleman........Robert_M!


"Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Hey looters
is that the best you can do? People are dying, and you are at Foot Action?
nice

I know you can read this cause you stole a laptop

posted by Robert_M at 6:31 PM"

I love ya Rob.

Check out my homie's blog @ http://robert_minter.blogspot.com

Naked and Lost.

Left the house this morning without my watch and my phone.

Somebody hold me.